My mom and I were talking tonight about all the horrifying German fairy tales and nursery rhymes she grew up hearing and then passed on to me and my two younger brothers. We were discussing my favorite one, which involved my mom or dad bouncing us up and down on their knees, reciting the German poem/song, and when they'd get to the end (the Ploomps! part) they'd open their legs and let us "drop" to the ground.
I can't believe I found it online without knowing how to spell anything. Here's the German version, even though no one will be able to read it, I have to get it out there for all to see, it brings back a lot of memories for me:
Hoppe hoppe Reiter
wenn er fällt, dann schreit er,
fällt er in den Teich,
find't ihn keiner gleich.
Hoppe hoppe Reiter
wenn er fällt, dann schreit er,
fällt er in den Graben,
fressen ihn die Raben.
Hoppe hoppe Reiter
wenn er fällt, dann schreit er,
fällt er in den Sumpf,
dann macht der Reiter... Plumps!
So awesome, I loved it. A while back we found (and have since lost again) my Oma's old book of nursery rhymes and there's a horrible one about kids sucking their thumbs and hobgoblins coming at night and biting their thumbs off to make them stop. It's pretty harsh. I love the Germans.
This song was in there too. I'm sure you can already guess that it's not the best rhyme to be singing to young children; fortunately (ha) my mom never taught us German. The English version goes a little something like this (the only thing I remembered was about the swamp and the ravens):
Hoppa hoppa rider,
when he falls he cries,
if he falls in the hole,
the raven will eat him
Hoppa Hoppa rider,
when he falls he cries,
if he falls into the swamp,
the rider makes a "plop"
I have no good way of ending this post after something like that. So let me just ask everyone that if it's possible to get your hands on an old German nursery rhyme book, please do it. Just keep your eyes peeled.
Or the goblins will get you.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My super power.
I've discovered it. It involves unwittingly forcing people to apologize for things I did wrong.
Yesterday I was pulling into a spot in the Tilly's parking lot (which is also the parking lot for the Cedar Mill Library, the Walgreen's, the dog groomer, the accountant, two barber shoppes, etc.) and I bumped into the car in front of me.
So I'm scootching and bumping trucks in the parking lot. Of course the owner of the truck is in her vehicle when I bump her, because I have never once gotten away with anything ever. She gets out and looks (I was going like negative miles per hour, there's obviously not going to be any damage) and then informs me I should be more careful. I apologized and told her that I was merely trying not to hang my car's ass out of his spot because she was entirely too far over the line.
Side note: the lines in parking lots are not, will not be, and have never been mere suggestions. Stay in them. Pretend you're four and coloring.
What began as me hitting another car ended with her apologizing to me for being over the line. I told her not to worry about it, but she should pay more attention in the future.
I didn't say it was an AMAZING super power. But I will only use it for good. And probably a little evil.
Yesterday I was pulling into a spot in the Tilly's parking lot (which is also the parking lot for the Cedar Mill Library, the Walgreen's, the dog groomer, the accountant, two barber shoppes, etc.) and I bumped into the car in front of me.
So I'm scootching and bumping trucks in the parking lot. Of course the owner of the truck is in her vehicle when I bump her, because I have never once gotten away with anything ever. She gets out and looks (I was going like negative miles per hour, there's obviously not going to be any damage) and then informs me I should be more careful. I apologized and told her that I was merely trying not to hang my car's ass out of his spot because she was entirely too far over the line.
Side note: the lines in parking lots are not, will not be, and have never been mere suggestions. Stay in them. Pretend you're four and coloring.
What began as me hitting another car ended with her apologizing to me for being over the line. I told her not to worry about it, but she should pay more attention in the future.
I didn't say it was an AMAZING super power. But I will only use it for good. And probably a little evil.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Day four...
I love everything about Boston. The esplanade along the river. The "dive" bar in Beacon Hill. The old churches next to the new high rises and the centuries old cemeteries in all the neighborhoods. But my two favorite parts of Boston are the people and the drivers. East coasters get a bad rap for being rude, but I think it's because they don't take the time to pretend. They may come off a little cold at first, but once you get on their good side, they're all niceness and pleasantries. And the drivers, just don't ever get on their bad side. When you drive in Boston, you do what you want, when you want. If someone doesn't go when they should HONK! If they're taking too long to turn, pass them!
Last time I was in Boston we walked the Freedom Trail. Got to see Paul Revere's house, the historic Old North Church, and the Fanieul Hall. This time, we just wandered around the Public Garden and Boston Common, did a little window shopping on Newbury Street (it's way too expensive for our tastes), then up for dinner and drinks in super fancy, brick lined Beacon Hill. Also too expensive, but last time I was there I discovered a bar called the Sevens on Charles Street that is surprisingly affordable and pretty much what you'd expect from a Boston bar. Sports on the TV, really loud patrons with thick accents, and lots and lots of beer. It was heaven.
Day three...
The weather was on our side today. Most people probably wouldn't say that about storm clouds and rain, but since today was our "drive around Vermont looking for a covered bridge" day, it worked out perfectly. We left Concord early and headed up into Vermont. We ate lunch at a delicious Italian restaurant in downtown Montpelier, Vermont. My GPS (codename: Gladys) was telling me we were going to hit our destination in only 1/2 mile, but true to the Vermont landscape, there was nothing around. We were surrounded by trees and hills and neither Tara nor I could imagine the state capital of Vermont was less than 1/2 mile away. But we turned a corner and there it was. The smallest capital in the United States.
After lunch (steak sandwich=delicious!) we headed 10 west to Waterbury to go to the Ben and Jerry's factory. I didn't realize how excited I'd be until we pulled into the driveway and I saw the signs and the giant silos of cream. The tour was pretty mellow, and we got to stare down on the factory workers (I could hear ABBA ever so lightly through the giant windows) as they made their wares. Our tour guide could tell that Tara and I were no usual tourists, gabbing and exclaiming the whole tour. I was even accused of being a spy for Haagen Dazs and one point. We got to the flavor room, which is where Ben and Jerry and many employees have thought of flavors, taste tested, and named the beauties we all eat every day. Our tour guide asked me to put on a goofy hat, do a twirl, and welcome the rest of our group to the flavor room. So I did.
After leaving Ben and Jerry's we stopped by a locally owned maple farm called Bragg Family Farm on the recommendation of our server at the Italian restaurant. We taste tested maple syrups (I didn't even know that was a thing!) and it was a lot like testing beer; light to dark. The women working there were super nice (just like everyone in Vermont) and they were able to direct us to our first (and only) Vermont covered bridge. We have them in the Willamette Valley, and when I lived in Corvallis, I was only a mile from a historic covered bridge. But this was different. We were in Vermont.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Day two...
In California, it's called the beach. In Oregon, the coast. Here in New England, they call it the seacoast. I don't know why, it's a bit redundant and twice as many syllables. That's far too many for the gal on the go.
Today's big goal was to drive the entire coast line of New Hampshire. We knew it wouldn't be a big deal, since it's a mere 18 miles long. There were sand beaches and rock beaches and crappy drivers on back highways. With the sun and the wind and the creepy tilt-a-whirls it felt like being at home.
On the way east (it was weird driving east to go to the coast!) from Concord, Tara and I missed our exit and didn't even know we'd ended up in Maine until we left the state and ended up back into New Hampshire. We were too distracted by this amazing giant chair in front of a school. We were taking each others pictures and posing when a garbage man with a sweet New England accent on his lunch came across the street to take our picture for us. Then we chatted with someone who worked at the school and we all agreed that, as Americans, we like our kitsch either tiny or gigantic. Nice guys.
Another good day.
Today's big goal was to drive the entire coast line of New Hampshire. We knew it wouldn't be a big deal, since it's a mere 18 miles long. There were sand beaches and rock beaches and crappy drivers on back highways. With the sun and the wind and the creepy tilt-a-whirls it felt like being at home.
On the way east (it was weird driving east to go to the coast!) from Concord, Tara and I missed our exit and didn't even know we'd ended up in Maine until we left the state and ended up back into New Hampshire. We were too distracted by this amazing giant chair in front of a school. We were taking each others pictures and posing when a garbage man with a sweet New England accent on his lunch came across the street to take our picture for us. Then we chatted with someone who worked at the school and we all agreed that, as Americans, we like our kitsch either tiny or gigantic. Nice guys.
Another good day.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Day one of REAL vacation.
Yesterday ended on two high notes. So high they almost make all the pain (both emotional and physical. Seriously, my legs hurt from all the running I did at the airport. Oof.) of the day go away. When I finally landed in Boston around 10pm I went looking for baggage claim. I wasn't sure where I should go with the whole American/Alaska debacle hanging in my head. I ended up at a random baggage claim stall and guess what was there!? If you said my bag, thanks for paying attention. I said a really loud "Holy Shit!" for all to hear, apologized, then remembered I was in Boston and that no one cared. It made it. My bag made it on the flight that I hadn't.The second high note? After I picked up my miracle luggage I went to the rental car place where they'd been so busy all day they didn't have my reservation. So instead they gave me a super fancy and new SUV to ease the trauma. Tara and I will be taking a few mini-day trips, so I picked the smaller car because of the gas mileage, but when a gigantic new car with a camera for when I back up is waved in front of my face, I can't help it. I'm American, for craps sake.
After a day of travel Tara and I decided a day settled in Concord would be nice. We wen to the buffet for lunch, did a little grocery shopping (the prices here are AWESOME, all of my fancy gluten/dairy/egg-free foods are like $1 cheaper than at New Seasons), and even went in to the NH State House and saw the governor's office. It was pretty sweet. A good day.
Day "one"...
I wrote this yesterday in an airport bar.
It's 3:30pm. I'm not quite sure where I am as I step off the plane. It's been a long day so far, and all I really remember from the morning is that I got on a flight that was headed in the basic direction of my final destination. Then I remember: Dallas. Right.
First? Bathroom. Second? Booze. The only way the second leg of this pieced together flight will be bearable is with beer. I walk up to the host and ask if they serve booze and where the quickest I can get some is. He says, "just go up to the bar, sweetie" and later tells me he thought I'd order a double of anything.
So I'm in Dallas drinking a Texas sized beer. Seriously, this thing is huge. When the bartender asked "regular or big?" I assumed he meant the difference between a glass and a pint. Hell, no! I'm in Texas now so I better drink like it. It's dark, delicious, and everything that's happened finally starts to sink in. I have an actual seat for my flight to Boston so I'm not worried about being on stand-by anymore. I go through the morning in my head.
1. Exhausted.
2. 100s of people in PDX saw me cry. Awesome.
3. First missed flight ever.
4. I have no idea where the hell my bag is.
5. While I was in PDX waiting for my flight to Boston, Travis Outlaw was paged over the loud speaker. I had to stop myself from making a break for it.
At least I'll be in Boston tonight. A few hours behind schedule, but a gigantic dark beer will help me not worry about that. Plus, one of the waitresses is wearing a bolo tie and somehow that makes everything okay.
It's 3:30pm. I'm not quite sure where I am as I step off the plane. It's been a long day so far, and all I really remember from the morning is that I got on a flight that was headed in the basic direction of my final destination. Then I remember: Dallas. Right.
First? Bathroom. Second? Booze. The only way the second leg of this pieced together flight will be bearable is with beer. I walk up to the host and ask if they serve booze and where the quickest I can get some is. He says, "just go up to the bar, sweetie" and later tells me he thought I'd order a double of anything.
So I'm in Dallas drinking a Texas sized beer. Seriously, this thing is huge. When the bartender asked "regular or big?" I assumed he meant the difference between a glass and a pint. Hell, no! I'm in Texas now so I better drink like it. It's dark, delicious, and everything that's happened finally starts to sink in. I have an actual seat for my flight to Boston so I'm not worried about being on stand-by anymore. I go through the morning in my head.
1. Exhausted.
2. 100s of people in PDX saw me cry. Awesome.
3. First missed flight ever.
4. I have no idea where the hell my bag is.
5. While I was in PDX waiting for my flight to Boston, Travis Outlaw was paged over the loud speaker. I had to stop myself from making a break for it.
At least I'll be in Boston tonight. A few hours behind schedule, but a gigantic dark beer will help me not worry about that. Plus, one of the waitresses is wearing a bolo tie and somehow that makes everything okay.
Friday, April 10, 2009
This job would be great...
Customer: Do you have coffee?
Me: Yes…
Customer: Yes?
Me: You can have espresso or brewed coffee. We are a coffee shop.
Customer: Well, you’d be surprised.
Me: Would I?
__________
Customer: Do you have any hazelnut gelato?
Coworker: No, not today.
Customer: Okay. Can I try the crème brulee?
Coworker: Sure.
*Customer takes the sample out to his dog and then comes back into the shop*
Customer: He just really likes hazelnut. I guess we’ll come back later.
Me: Yes…
Customer: Yes?
Me: You can have espresso or brewed coffee. We are a coffee shop.
Customer: Well, you’d be surprised.
Me: Would I?
__________
Customer: Do you have any hazelnut gelato?
Coworker: No, not today.
Customer: Okay. Can I try the crème brulee?
Coworker: Sure.
*Customer takes the sample out to his dog and then comes back into the shop*
Customer: He just really likes hazelnut. I guess we’ll come back later.
In which a woman gets smacked
Part three.
Because Henry’s is a bit fancier than my usual dive, I try to keep my inappropriate noises, my swearing, and my wild arm movements under wraps. I failed with the arm movements, smacking a woman in the face as she walked behind me. Please don’t ask, I was obviously telling a compelling narrative. I think I did okay with the swearing, but truth be told, it’s such a part of me I don’t even realize I’m doing it half the time. (Hell damn fart. Crap boobs crap.) Did someone say something?
Inappropriate noises? At this point there was no need to worry. Even after two beers and a mai tai I hadn’t made a peep. Not even to stifle a burp. No small feat, trust me. I just burped typing that sentence. It’s serendipitous, if you really think about it.
Finally, Allie and I had stalled long enough: I’d spent my allotted amount of money for the evening and I’d bruised my ass. That meant it was time to head over to the aforementioned unnamed bar. We walked back to the car (I would like to point out that I found a parking spot a mere 2 blocks from Henry’s. On a Saturday night. In the Pearl. Please take a moment for a hushed awe), drove down to China Town (again, I found a spot only 2 blocks from unnamed bar. It was parking kismet) and started walking to the bar.
All that moving around must have jostled something loose because just as we passed the Classical Chinese Gardens I belched. Not just a regular burp. Not an “I just drank Pepsi for the first time in weeks” burp. Not an “I just ate an apple too fast” belch. (Don’t tell me you don’t burp after eating apples.) It was a definite winner and I was feeling like I had made room for some more beer. Then someone yelled out “Nice one!” from inside a car half a block away. I turned around and yelled “Thank you! Appreciate it!” “I’d give it a 7!” He yelled back. I curtsied to show my gratitude but then called back "It was at least an 8." It was a lovely interaction and now ranks as the second best thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a moving car.
What’s the first best thing you ask? It’s a bit of a digression, but because it’s so amazing I’m compelled to share. Plus I’d forgotten all about it until Saturday night.
I was living in Corvallis and it was… 2003… I guess. I was walking through downtown on my way to the post office when it happened. Are you ready?
“If you drop 5 pounds, I’d bone you!” There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to start. My first reaction was to look around and see if anyone else had heard it. Second reaction? To scoff at his use of the term ‘bone.’ Really? Bone? Ugh, I shudder just typing it. Final thought. 5 pounds? That’s all?! I’ll head over to the gym right now and get started, maybe I’ll get some! Of course that was 15 pounds ago, I’m not sure I’d be so lucky now.
Coming up: Crowds give someone gas. And it’s not pretty.
Because Henry’s is a bit fancier than my usual dive, I try to keep my inappropriate noises, my swearing, and my wild arm movements under wraps. I failed with the arm movements, smacking a woman in the face as she walked behind me. Please don’t ask, I was obviously telling a compelling narrative. I think I did okay with the swearing, but truth be told, it’s such a part of me I don’t even realize I’m doing it half the time. (Hell damn fart. Crap boobs crap.) Did someone say something?
Inappropriate noises? At this point there was no need to worry. Even after two beers and a mai tai I hadn’t made a peep. Not even to stifle a burp. No small feat, trust me. I just burped typing that sentence. It’s serendipitous, if you really think about it.
Finally, Allie and I had stalled long enough: I’d spent my allotted amount of money for the evening and I’d bruised my ass. That meant it was time to head over to the aforementioned unnamed bar. We walked back to the car (I would like to point out that I found a parking spot a mere 2 blocks from Henry’s. On a Saturday night. In the Pearl. Please take a moment for a hushed awe), drove down to China Town (again, I found a spot only 2 blocks from unnamed bar. It was parking kismet) and started walking to the bar.
All that moving around must have jostled something loose because just as we passed the Classical Chinese Gardens I belched. Not just a regular burp. Not an “I just drank Pepsi for the first time in weeks” burp. Not an “I just ate an apple too fast” belch. (Don’t tell me you don’t burp after eating apples.) It was a definite winner and I was feeling like I had made room for some more beer. Then someone yelled out “Nice one!” from inside a car half a block away. I turned around and yelled “Thank you! Appreciate it!” “I’d give it a 7!” He yelled back. I curtsied to show my gratitude but then called back "It was at least an 8." It was a lovely interaction and now ranks as the second best thing anyone’s ever yelled at me from a moving car.
What’s the first best thing you ask? It’s a bit of a digression, but because it’s so amazing I’m compelled to share. Plus I’d forgotten all about it until Saturday night.
I was living in Corvallis and it was… 2003… I guess. I was walking through downtown on my way to the post office when it happened. Are you ready?
“If you drop 5 pounds, I’d bone you!” There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t know where to start. My first reaction was to look around and see if anyone else had heard it. Second reaction? To scoff at his use of the term ‘bone.’ Really? Bone? Ugh, I shudder just typing it. Final thought. 5 pounds? That’s all?! I’ll head over to the gym right now and get started, maybe I’ll get some! Of course that was 15 pounds ago, I’m not sure I’d be so lucky now.
Coming up: Crowds give someone gas. And it’s not pretty.
In which the evening takes a turn
Part two.
I promised specifics and to start I can simply focus on the incidents of Saturday night. First up? Dinner at Henry’s Tavern in the Pearl with Allie. We were going out for a friend’s birthday, but they weren’t going to be out until 10. That’s 10 at night. I’m usually in my nachtzeug and glasses by then.
Even when I was in college (the first time) I found it unnecessary to start parties so late. I never really understood that concept. Now that I’m almost 30 it makes even less sense. Not only were we going out past my bedtime, but also heading to a bar with karaoke, ugly people making out, and nowhere to sit. (I’m old and I’m wearing heels! Just give me a freaking bar stool!) So Allie and I decided to have some super happy best friend time first with beer and… more beer at Henry’s.
Side note: Walking Man Black Cherry Stout from Stevenson, Washington just might be the best thing ever.
Of course we all know what happens after a beer or two. I tried to put it off as long as possible but nature won over. I was on my way to the ladies room and took a wrong turn. I could use this to mention I’m not good with directions either. I started walking toward the server station when I realized I couldn’t get through that way so I stopped sharp and promptly fell right on my ass, kicking one of my legs up in front of me in the process.
Because I was wearing my heels (the cute purple ones with no traction) and since I already have issues with balance, I really should have known this wouldn’t end well after booze was added to the equation. Fortunately it was only in front of half the patrons and servers, including ours. I can handle that. I’m used to restaurant employees thinking I’ve had too much because of tripping, falling, and knocking over menu stands… not that that’s ever happened to me…
But it did give me an excuse to slip “ass bruise” into conversation later. Always a plus.
Coming up: Burping in Old Town.
I promised specifics and to start I can simply focus on the incidents of Saturday night. First up? Dinner at Henry’s Tavern in the Pearl with Allie. We were going out for a friend’s birthday, but they weren’t going to be out until 10. That’s 10 at night. I’m usually in my nachtzeug and glasses by then.
Even when I was in college (the first time) I found it unnecessary to start parties so late. I never really understood that concept. Now that I’m almost 30 it makes even less sense. Not only were we going out past my bedtime, but also heading to a bar with karaoke, ugly people making out, and nowhere to sit. (I’m old and I’m wearing heels! Just give me a freaking bar stool!) So Allie and I decided to have some super happy best friend time first with beer and… more beer at Henry’s.
Side note: Walking Man Black Cherry Stout from Stevenson, Washington just might be the best thing ever.
Of course we all know what happens after a beer or two. I tried to put it off as long as possible but nature won over. I was on my way to the ladies room and took a wrong turn. I could use this to mention I’m not good with directions either. I started walking toward the server station when I realized I couldn’t get through that way so I stopped sharp and promptly fell right on my ass, kicking one of my legs up in front of me in the process.
Because I was wearing my heels (the cute purple ones with no traction) and since I already have issues with balance, I really should have known this wouldn’t end well after booze was added to the equation. Fortunately it was only in front of half the patrons and servers, including ours. I can handle that. I’m used to restaurant employees thinking I’ve had too much because of tripping, falling, and knocking over menu stands… not that that’s ever happened to me…
But it did give me an excuse to slip “ass bruise” into conversation later. Always a plus.
Coming up: Burping in Old Town.
In which NJ goes out in public
Part one.
There are quite a few reasons I don’t go out often. One could even say myriad reasons. But I won’t. I don’t want to sound pretentious. The problem used to be that I worked too much. I’d be at two jobs 60 hours a week or more and not have the energy to do anything else when my shifts were over. And all that working made me angry and bitter. Even more so than usual. And who wants to hang out with that? Then I quit one of those jobs and went back to school. So now I have work AND school as an excuse. The best part? I can use the "I'm a poor student" cop-out and it works every time.
I have been able to be out and about this past week (Spring Break ’09!) and hang out with people I actually like on the cheap. On Monday I hung out with my brother who’s home from school and watched the Blazer game at my favorite bar.
Side note: I’ve decided the Blazers lose whenever I watch the game, so I’m going to steer clear the rest of the season. (Except on Tuesday because I’ll actually be AT the game.) Once the regular season is done and if and when we get into the playoffs, that jinx is over and I'll watch every game.
Wednesday I got to see an old friend home for the week from NYC (hi Zack!) and Thursday was a fabulous night full of Star Wars, Deschutes Brown Ale, and boys way nerdier than me. But all of these nights out were in my comfort zone. Monday - George’s. The bartenders know my name and my drink. Wednesday - Lucky Lab. Lots of space not many people. Thursday - Chris’s house. Only people I know and feel comfortable around. Don’t get me wrong, I blend in with the normies well enough to avoid suspicion.
Occasionally I’m accidentally mean and more often than not I make a reference no one gets. But I’m okay with that, I’m over being embarrassed. I just feel bad for the people around me; they (usually) don’t deserve it.
I’m forgetful and klutzy. I say inappropriate things and make inappropriate noises. I hate small talk and stupid people, and more specifically small talk WITH stupid people. These are the general reasons home is safe and the outside world is scary.
Coming up: The specifics.
There are quite a few reasons I don’t go out often. One could even say myriad reasons. But I won’t. I don’t want to sound pretentious. The problem used to be that I worked too much. I’d be at two jobs 60 hours a week or more and not have the energy to do anything else when my shifts were over. And all that working made me angry and bitter. Even more so than usual. And who wants to hang out with that? Then I quit one of those jobs and went back to school. So now I have work AND school as an excuse. The best part? I can use the "I'm a poor student" cop-out and it works every time.
I have been able to be out and about this past week (Spring Break ’09!) and hang out with people I actually like on the cheap. On Monday I hung out with my brother who’s home from school and watched the Blazer game at my favorite bar.
Side note: I’ve decided the Blazers lose whenever I watch the game, so I’m going to steer clear the rest of the season. (Except on Tuesday because I’ll actually be AT the game.) Once the regular season is done and if and when we get into the playoffs, that jinx is over and I'll watch every game.
Wednesday I got to see an old friend home for the week from NYC (hi Zack!) and Thursday was a fabulous night full of Star Wars, Deschutes Brown Ale, and boys way nerdier than me. But all of these nights out were in my comfort zone. Monday - George’s. The bartenders know my name and my drink. Wednesday - Lucky Lab. Lots of space not many people. Thursday - Chris’s house. Only people I know and feel comfortable around. Don’t get me wrong, I blend in with the normies well enough to avoid suspicion.
Occasionally I’m accidentally mean and more often than not I make a reference no one gets. But I’m okay with that, I’m over being embarrassed. I just feel bad for the people around me; they (usually) don’t deserve it.
I’m forgetful and klutzy. I say inappropriate things and make inappropriate noises. I hate small talk and stupid people, and more specifically small talk WITH stupid people. These are the general reasons home is safe and the outside world is scary.
Coming up: The specifics.
My jacket sleeve bio
One of the last assignments for my fiction class (it's almost over!) is to write a 50 word bio for my hypothetical book.
This is what I came up with:
"Nicole was born in Orange County, California, but after living in Portland for 20 years considers herself a true Oregonian. Reading, writing, and photography are her passions, but she will probably never turn off the TV. She loves sarcasm and hates clowns."
This is what I came up with:
"Nicole was born in Orange County, California, but after living in Portland for 20 years considers herself a true Oregonian. Reading, writing, and photography are her passions, but she will probably never turn off the TV. She loves sarcasm and hates clowns."
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