Way Back Play Back songs 15-19 (part 6 of 6)

I know, thank baby jesus this CD wasn't any longer, right?

Track 15: Maniac by Michael Sembello released 6/5/1983
What movie is this from? Flashdance? No... I don't think that's right. Oh, of course it's from the classic and iconic 1995 film Tommy Boy, the second of three songs on this CD from the same film. Did we watch this movie too much as children? Did Tommy Callahan eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? You decide.

Track 16: Something Special by Randy Newman released 1988
Randy Newman makes me think of three things: Toy Story, Family Guy and Brin. I've never really known why he reminded me of Brin (the same way John Prine does too) but I think the fact that this song is on my CD is proof that I am justified. Always justified. (DISCLAIMER: This video is clearly from some tween show which I do NOT condone but it's the only version of it I could find. So just listen, please don't watch. Just... don't.)

Track 17: What'd I Say by Ray Charles released 7/1959
I promised three songs from Tommy Boy and here's the final installation. This is a great song no matter what and another fun one to sing at top volume a la Big Tom Callahan. You know, right before he dies. I swear it's a comedy. But you know what, if you haven't seen it, just ring your call button and Tommy'll come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you're a retard. Ah, my life reduced to simple movie quotes.

Track 18: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer released 1/13/1990
This song remains a major player in one of the oldest running inside jokes in our family history. It's a long story involving Brin's brother, my brother, a couple chairs, a whole lot of jumping and the elementary school talent show. I was young but as it was happening we all knew this was going to be a pivotal moment in each of our lives. Not unlike Pearl Harbor.

Track 19: Jurassic Park theme by John Williams released 5/25/1993
There are so many things I want to say about this track. I feel like Brin saved the best for last. The first 30 seconds are kind of indistinguishable from any other John Williams soundtrack. Then BAM. Jurassic Park. By the time I made it to track 19 I was already home sitting in my car listening to song after song and it's a good thing I wasn't driving because when I heard this first I started laughing and then I started crying. Yeah. Crying. I'm a girl with real girl feelings not just a black hole where my heart should be. As obsessed as I am with time travel I go bat shit over dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs are rad. We all know this. I watched the shit out of any possible dinosaur VHSs I could get my hands on when I was a kid. My brother and I played with DinoRiders (holy shit it's still a thing!) and I wanted nothing more than to be a paleontologist. When I was 11, my family and Brin's family went to see Father of the Bride in the theater. A trailer for Jurassic Park came on and it was over. I'd never wanted to see a movie more than this one. My life had culminated at that moment. Well, not quite but it felt like it at the time. I still get dinosaur DVDs from the library and watch them like the huge nerd I am. Every once in a while I wonder if paleontology school is an option and if I could ever look good in a khaki shorts and hat combo. To sum up? Dinosaurs are fucking awesome. Jurassic Park is fucking awesome. And Brin is the most fucking awesome of all the things because she put this song on a CD. A CD she made just for me. Thank you, I love you and I can't wait to be best friends for so many more years. PS-Triceratops is the shit.

Way Back Play Back songs 11-14 (part 5 of 6)

Track 11: Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News released 7/1985
I'm mildly obsessed with time travel and am pretty sure my crazy stems from first seeing Back to the Future in the mid to late 80s. Lightning and Libyans and DeLoreans and incest AND Crispin Glover? This movie has it all! Including a kick ASS sound track including this song from Huey Lewis who (fun fact) has a cameo in the movie as the guy with a megaphone that tells Marty's band they're "just too darn loud." Yeah, keep that one in your back pocket the next time you need to impress someone.

Track 12: Cover Girl by NKOTB released 9/22/89
Oh what's this? Another song by New Kids on the Block? Don't you dare judge us it was the 80s. I wore the kind of clothes hipsters can only dream of (sparkly shirts with pink tigers on them, hot pink bike shorts, permed hair, you get it) and I wore them with pride because I was a NINE-YEAR-OLD girl! Lord I hate hipsters.

Track 13: Why by Annie Lennox released 1992
I loved this song when I was younger. I still love it though I don't really know why. Ha, get it? That totally wasn't on purpose. I have to listen again while I type this because I don't know what it is, her voice? The lyrics? Her androgyny? The fact that I always thought David Stewart was dragging her down? No I didn't. It's just a good song and we'll leave it at that.

Track 14: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston released 11/3/92
Fuck. Yes. I don't care what anyone says. Whitney will always love Kevin Costner and I will always love this song. Another throwback to our almost infinite evenings at Round Table Pizza. Brin's mom hated this song. Like with a passion so of course we'd put quarter after quarter in the jukebox delighting in the groans, not only from our table, but from ALL the tables. I dare you not to sing along at the top of your lungs. Try. You can't do it. Need some wine? I always do. And I will always love you.

Way Back Play Back songs 6-10 (part 4 of 6)

Track 6: Something To Talk About by Bonnie Raitt released 5/20/1991
Bonnie Raitt might be the greatest big-haired ginger the music industry has ever known. And I'll stand by that. I think I wore out my cassette (yeah, I said it) of Nick of Time and had to buy the CD. Such a good album. Such a good song.

Track 7: The Right Stuff by New Kids on the Block released 11/7/1988
Speaking of musical genius, hello Donnie Wahlberg! Just because I was a bit too young to buy into the whole NKOTB nonsense (no I didn't have a lunch box or a pillowcase or any posters) that doesn't mean I couldn't appreciate a good jam. I still remember listening to this song with Brin in...1993? A little behind the times but we were never very cool.

Track 8: Goonies 'R' Good Enough by Cyndi Lauper released 6/6/1985
Duh. It's the fucking Goonies. Pirate treasure, disfigurement, Joe Pantoliano (aka Joey Pants), this movie had it all. Add in a Cyndi Lauper video inexplicably featuring wrestlers (actually not so inexplicable because it's Cyndi Lauper) and lasting 12 minutes and you've got an instant classic. Because it's their time up there! Down here it's our time. It's our time down here! See? Classic.

Track 9: Black or White by Michael Jackson released 11/11/1991
Michael Jackson is my childhood. I still remember exactly where I was when I found out he died. (Damn you Best Buy checker you have no idea what you took from me when you casually mentioned MJ's death!) This song, the rap, Macaulay Culkin, the morphing of faces were my life. Every Michael Jackson song was my life. Most of them still define it. And I'm not ashamed to admit it. The second video is the original ending where he smashes the shit out of a car with a baseball bat and then turns into a panther. It was only shown the one time I think. But huzzah for the internet!

Track 10: Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul released 11/28/1989
Oh what up MC Skat Cat? Just try to keep up with Paula.

Way Back Play Back songs 1-5 (part 3 of 6)

Track 1: Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette released 10/31/1994
In the interest of full disclosure this was NOT the first CD I bought but it was close. Alanis was just angsty enough for a white middle class blonde girl from the suburbs. Plus later she played God in a kick ass movie so she's got that going for her. PS- my first CD was Music Box by Mariah Carey. I was 12, give me a break.

Track 2: When I See You Smile by Bad English released 9/16/1989
Now we're talking. 80s ballad anyone? I have to admit I couldn't remember who sang this song but I knew all the words to the chorus and also I know I never ever want someone to write a song like this about me. And my LORD that hair. Everything awesome about the 80s is right here.

Track 3: She Drives Me Crazy by Fine Young Cannibals released 1/1/1989
The first two songs are awesome but THIS song made me yell "shit yes!" when I heard the opening riff. I mentioned Round Table Pizza in the previous post, that was our gathering spot every Friday night for many years. I watched the Blazers lose the championship to the Pistons (damn you Bill Laimbeer, damn you) in 1990 and again in 1992 to the Bulls. But Mario Bros on the arcade and this song on the jukebox really helped turn those frowns upside down.

Track 4: Superstar by The Carpenters released 8/12/1971
Yes, this one might be a little slow and yes it's a little old to be a childhood memory. But if you've seen Tommy Boy then you know why this is on the CD. That is all.

Track 5: Everywhere You Go "released" 9/22/1987
TGIF. Enough said. When there wasn't a Blazer game on we'd gorge on TGIF shows. Full House, Step by Step, Family Matters, Perfect Strangers it's almost too much talent for one night. When we got older X-Files got added to the mix. Cause nothing balanced out the cuteness of the Olsen twins like Alex Krycek bleeding alien from his eyeballs.

Music is like... music to my ears (part 2 of 6)

I'm not good with metaphors or similes. You'd think I would be but you'd be wrong. So, so wrong.

Some of my favorite presents haven't been things. They've been, you guessed it, experiences. This Christmas my friend Allie took me and another friend to a variety show and we got to dress up and drink fancy drinks and yes I did yell something about the man wearing an eye patch JUST as the music stopped but other than that it was awesome. Same friend (in it for the long haul sucker!) made me a CD for my 21st birthday that introduced me to Gorillaz (still one of my favorite songs) and, well, this. Which is also awesome, but in its own special way. For two years in a row my brother Nathan has taken the Paul Collective to the Trail Blazers v Suns game and this year I'm taking him (Uh, go Blazers).

For my Christmas (Xmas) / Birthday (Bday) present this year my darling Brin made me several mix tapes (CDs) and one in particular I was instructed to listen to first (called "Way Back Play Back" see how clever she is?). I couldn't listen to every song all the way through the first time around because I desperately wanted to hear what Brin put on the CD for me. What is on there is not so much music as it is my life. My life and Brin's life. There was a lot happening in the car ride home: dance party, sing along, laughter, tears. So... just a regular commute for me. With fewer swears. Nah, I'm sure there were plenty of swears.

In the hopes that just one other person will see just one song on this list and it will make them feel the way that I do when I listen to it, I'm putting the whole track list of the "Way Back Play Back" CD up here. It's that awesome. And yes I expect a few of these songs will be embarrassing to admit I like (love/know by heart/want to be buried to) but you know what, sometimes that's the price of happiness.

The best things aren't things (part 1 of 6)

The best things are people. Experiences. Destinations. Stories, music, memories. I know this ideal has been fed to people at the same time they're told to buy new cars, buy bigger TVs, fancy phones and computers and iPads. I have most of these things, mine are just slightly used. I drive a 10 year old car. My 4 year-old laptop (ancient, right?) is broken and I have a 10 year old monitor attached to it. The only reason I have a flat screen TV is because it was payment for wedding photography I did last year. I spend my money on vacations. Sports games (Rip City!). Nights out with friends (even if I have to drive hours to get there, I've done it and I'll do it again). Festivals including any combination of food and alcohol. And yes those things cost money but it's about doing something rather than having something. It might not be the smartest move I could be making with my money but it makes me happy. And for better or worse, impulsiveness or well thought out 401-Ks I just want to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted. John Lennon got it. I'll let future Nicole worry about the finances. That always ends well.

I've mentioned before how good I am at making single-serving friends. I'm also pretty good at making real-life-long-lasting friends. Yeah, I looked that up and it IS hyphenated, thank you very much. Every person in my life brings something positive to it and I can only hope I do the same for them. Though if all I have to offer is jaded sarcasm and bitter cynicism I'm leaving much to be desired in these friendships.

This is a very long intro (that's another thing I bring to relationships: verbosity) to discuss one of my best friends and what she recently (as in yesterday) brought into my life.

My oldest (you know what I mean, you're too young and clever to be making tired jokes like that) friend is Brin. We met in 1989 when my family first moved to Portland from Costa Mesa, California and our brothers were in the same class. I'd say we hit it off right away but that's not really true. I hated that I'd been taken away from my life of sun, beaches and Disneyland to a shitty countryside where it snowed. Gross. I might have been a little bitchy and standoffish (it's cuter on a nine-year-old than a 31-year-old but I'm still trying to rock it) and Brin was a little younger than me but not by much and way sweeter than me and her mom suggested (over pizza at Round Table of course) that we start playing a game of hangman. I don't remember who won (for the sake of argument I'll just say that I did) but over that dying wordsmith a friendship of almost 23 years and counting had begun.

Terminator 2 = why I will never like Robert Patrick

I've been single for a long time. 

I like being single. I'm very busy and important and independent and don't have the time or patience or basic listening skills that are needed for a relationship. It's also the reason I don't have pets or children or plants. I murdered a cactus once and wouldn't hesitate to do it again. Self-righteous bitch of a cactus. Being single is a semi-conscious choice, mostly because I find most people boring. 

That's not saying I don't like talking to people, men or women, in fact I love it. But any sustained interest in anyone doesn't usually last past the check-out line at New Seasons. Because I'm so good at making single serving friends, I don't have what some people would consider "normal" conversations. I don't like to talk about the weather, your (or my) work, or what anyone went to college for. (Seriously, one of my best friends is in grad school and I have NO idea what for because even though I've been told multiple times, I don't actually care so it's never been retained.) 

So because I don't (can't) have conversations like a normie I feel I tend to scare away any potential boys (men? Not in Portand) that would buy me food and beer so I don't have to go grocery shopping. I make way more herpes jokes than any one person should. I speak almost exclusively in Futurama or Simpsons quotes. My sarcasm borders on sardonic (nope, it's pretty damn derisive all the time) and I get made fun of for using big words in casual conversation. I swear too much and drink a lot. It doesn't take longer than 10 minutes with me to know I'm slightly unbalanced and definitely unhinged and it doesn't take me more than 10 minutes with someone to know I don't give a shit. 

Here's a snippet from a recent conversation I had with a gentleman: 

ME: "Do you know what date Skynet became self-aware? I can never remember exactly but I always get a little nervous in August."

HIM: "I don't know what that means."

ME: "Seriously? Terminator 2. Joe Morton. Linda Hamilton. No?"

HIM: "I don't really watch a lot of TV."

Gross. No. Over it like a hipster. 

Yes, I brought up a Joe Morton vehicle within 3 minutes of meeting someone new but there are SO many (116 according to IMDb.com) of them it's bound to happen sooner or later right? I'm not writing this as some kind of new year's resolution to get engaged or start acting normally around people I don't know or even to write more. Resolutions fail all the time. I'm writing this because I still can't believe that guy didn't know what Terminator was and I needed a story to go with it.

PS- "I know now why you cry." Also it was August 29th. In 1997. I think we're in the clear.