Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The economy, the upcoming recession, and white trash

I know gas prices are high. Corn is through the roof. Milk, cheese, and even beer prices are skyrocketing. Don't even get me started on the housing market. This is no excuse to be a cheap bastard when you go out to dinner.

If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to eat out.

Truer words were never spoken.

Don't use a mayo-butter mix up as an excuse to get part of your meal for free. Don't insist on having the appetizer taken off the bill because you got it with the meal (I'M SORRY, I GOT 5 TABLES AT ONCE AND FORGOT!). And PLEASE don't use the aforementioned excuse to tip $5 on a $122 tab. You. Are. An. Asshole.

I need to make enough money in two days so my check to the government doesn't bounce. (PS. Mission accomplished. Just barely.) I'm having an allergic reaction to some food I shouldn't have eaten, but was too hungry to care otherwise. Just bear with me.

I'm capable of making mistakes. In fact, I make a lot of them. I feel bad and I fess up.

Just don't be a dick about it.

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